It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
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