Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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