I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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