I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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