Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
I think I sprained my soul last night
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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