Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
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