I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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