can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
Randomize
