Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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