margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Midget sex pt 2 tonight
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
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