So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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