She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
My Higher Power is John Stamos
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Randomize
