508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
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