Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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