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ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
send nudes
from the living room?
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
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