Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
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