this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
