Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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