Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
Randomize
