Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
