Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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