Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I just gift wrapped bread.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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