UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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