erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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