I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
I'm gonna fight the coyote
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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