I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
Randomize
