how can u be prego again
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
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