Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
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