WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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