i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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