Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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