dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
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