need another drink. this is the easiest way
Betty ford says i'm here all night
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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