i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
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