haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
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