why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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