so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM...he is my new hero
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
I don't think brook has ever known best
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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