We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
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