my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
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