But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
