never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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