Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
I puked a lego.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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