Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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