No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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