Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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