I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
wow bdsm is so cute
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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