Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
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