i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Randomize
