need another drink. this is the easiest way
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
My vagina is very pro this idea
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