Joe is yelling at the trees again.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
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