I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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