I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
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