yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
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